Winkey the three eyed parrot, wonder of internet blogs,  was squaking out some pirate jokes and I managed to remember all three of them pirate jokes!

1 what do you call 11 pirates and a pirate captin robbed the oveertaxed voters pockets? Edmonton city council! Haha!

2 What do you call 82 pirates and a pirate captin that pillage the pockets, wallets, and paychecks of the overtaxed voter? Answer The Alberta Government! Ho ho ho Haha.

3 What do you call the captin of a super pirate ship that has 307 pirates all trying to steer the pirate ship in a different direction, while they all loot the pockets of the overtaxed voters? Stevil Harper! Ha ha ha.

The best way to deal with such pirates from the pirate parties is to GET OUT AND VOTE whenever you can for non-pirate people.